God in the Bible Is a Drunkard Thief

Follow with me these verses from the Holy Bible:

A drunk person shouting loudly from the intensity of the wine:

Psalm [78:65]

((Then the Lord awoke as one from sleep, like a mighty man crying out because of wine, crying out loud because of wine)

2 A thief who comes in the night:

Thessalonians [5:2]:

For you know for a fact that the day of the Lord will come as a thief comes in the night