The Christian God Is Like an Apple
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Have you seen the lack of manners of Christians?
They compare the polytheistic nature of their triune God to an apple. Not only that, but they say that the lover who is likened to an apple in the Song of Songs, the shameless sexual love song that talks about the apple and who embraces his lover in a hot sexual position as depicted in this pornographic book that the some crosstians believes in, is in fact a reference to the Trinity.



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